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« on: January 29, 2006, 05:45:29 AM »

Buttman Vol. 1 ep.01-a

? CuntWoman: I see you're both here.
? ButtMan: Give it up Cuntwoman, your romping days are over!

Cuntwoman squeezing her breasts,

? Cuntwoman: Ready to play!?

Cuntwoman opened the top of her spandex suit and exposes her breasts!

? Cuntwoman: Feel the power of my all-natural and bouncy titties!

Cuntwoman shouts at the two heroes as she performs 'jumping-jacks' topless!

? Schlong: Holy Big-titties bouncing like water balloons Buttman, Those things are HUGE!
? Buttman: (quickly covering his eyes) Don't look Schlong! Cover your eyes!

But it's already too late, Schlong's eye's are fixed on Cuntwoman's bouncing titties.

? Schlong: ....its.....its......its beautiful......I've never seen anything like it.....

Schlong fell victim to the hypnotic effects of Cuntwoman's bouncing, all-natural titties!
The effects are immediate, he starts to reach down and no matter how hard he tries, he can't fight the urge he feels to do it.

? Cuntwoman: Yes! Yes! Do it and succomb to the power of my great, bouncing juggies!

Cuntwoman screams as she sees Schlong reaching down....

? Buttman: Nooooo!!!!!! Fight it, Schlong! Don't give in!!!!!!
? Schlong: .....I can't......I have to do it.....Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
? Cuntwoman: Go baby, Go! Don't fight it! You know you want it! Come on Schlong baby, come to me and we will do it together!

Schlong in a sort of trance-like state of lust, walks towards the 'jumping-jacks' performing, all-natural and bouncy titted super-villain, Cuntwoman.
Sensing trouble for his partner, Buttman grabs and throws one of his weapons at Cuntwoman's hypnotic titties.
? ?"SWISH"
 -it the super-tough, self-tightening, highly expandable 'Super Titty Cover'.

? Buttman: Not even your titties can break that!

The 'Super Titty Cover' wrapped itself onto Cuntwoman's bouncing, all-natural titties - neutralizing whatever effects it had on Schlong.

? Schlong: Holy knee-weakening, mouth-watering Shit Buttman! I almost fell for that one!

Schlong re-gains his composure as Cuntwoman screams in frustration while trying to remove the 'Super Titty Cover'

? Cuntwoman: Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
? Buttman: Give it up Cuntwoman, it's all over. You're tricks will never work on me!
? Schlong: Worked for me though, I was so close.......Damn you Buttman.

Like a cat, Cuntwoman leaped on the unsuspecting Buttman.
Caught off-guard, Buttman fell to the ground with Cuntwoman standing over him.
Before Schlong or Buttman can even react, she rips her skimpy panties off exposing the thickest, meanest and hairiest patch in the whole of Got-Ham city.
Cuntwoman as she sits on Buttmans face,

? Cuntwoman: Feel the suffocating power of my 'Super Hairy Bush'! Die Buttman, Die!!!!!
? Buttman: Mmmmmppppffff!
? Schlong: Holy home-grown, eye-poppin' Bush, Buttman! That shit's Nasssty!!

Buttman struggles desperately to free himself from Cuntwoman's 'Super Hairy Bush's deathly suffocating grip.
Cuntwoman gyrates her hips more and sits on Buttmans face harder with his every move.
Schlong looks down at his trusty 'Fanny Pack' and searches for a weapon he could use to help free his partner, Buttman.
He finds the Heavy-duty Mach 2000 titanium razor.

? Schlong: Don't worry Buttman, I'm coming.
? ? "SWISH"
? - he swing the titanium razor barely missing Buttman's face by a few millimeters!
? ? "CHINK"
? - the titanium razor breaks as it hits Cuntwoman's super-strong 'Super Hairy Bush'.

? Cuntwoman: Give it up, Schlong baby! Your titanium razor is no match for my 'Super Hairy Bush'. It's razor-proof!

Schlong immediatly throws the broken titanium razor and look inside his 'Fanny Pack' again.
Meanwhile, Buttman flails his arms and legs in desperation as he feels himself suffocating in Cuntwoman's 'Super Hairy Bush'.
Schlong finally finds what he needs, it the 'Super Bush-Whacker 3000' with reinforced adamantium blades.
He turns it on and uses it on Cuntwoman's 'Super Hairy Bush'....
? ? "Bbbbbbbbrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzz"
? - the adamantium reinforced blades cut effortlessly through Cuntwoman's 'Super Hairy Bush'!

Buttman rolls to his side and topples Cuntwoman.
Schlong quickly rushed to Buttman's side.

? Schlong: Holy hair-raising, breath-taking Moment, Buttman! Are you ok?

Buttman gagging and spitting,
  Buttman: Aaaaaakkkkkk, Pthu! Pthu! Pthu!
? Schlong: Hang in there, I'll take care......

Schlong is stunned by what he sees...
Cuntwoman, on her back with her legs spread-eagle on the ground rubbing herself furiously!

? Schlong:------

Schlong shakes his head in disbelief! His eyes wide-opened with his mouth gapped as looks again.

? Schlong:------

Schlong shakes his head again.
Buttman sees his stumpped partner, he tries to call him but pieces of Cuntwoman's 'Super Hairy Bush' are still in his mouth.

? Buttman: Pthu! Schl... Pthu! Schlo....Pthu! Schlong!!!!! Watch out!!!!!

Schlong looks back at Buttman still stunned!

? Schlong:-------

As he looks back, Cuntwoman let's out an excited but angry shriek!

? Cuntwoman: Ooooooohhhhhhhh Yyyyyyyeeeaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
And she lets out a HUGE load of her deadly 'Jizz of Orgasmic-Death'!

? Buttman: Look Out!!!!!!!

Schlong turns his head around and sees Cuntwoman's 'Jizz of Orgasmic-Death' hurtling towards him!

Will Schlong have enough time to duck and avoid the 'Jizz of Orgasmic-Death' or will it hit Sclong and make him cum til he dies?

 -- To be Continued--?


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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2006, 10:51:54 AM »

Simply Marvellous!

However a little repetitive... but an otherwise interesting piece.


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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2006, 07:02:40 AM »

Thanx for the input The Magician, I'll be sure not to be repetitive on the next post!


Seriously, I was wasted when I directed "Cursed"


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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2006, 05:48:24 AM »


good shit Kano...



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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2006, 06:54:29 PM »

 way to go Kano. its very good.  .


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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2006, 02:42:28 PM »

Hilarious Kano!!!!!   


boy, am I adorably cute!?! pukegore 4ever!


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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 01:01:57 AM »

where's the part 2?



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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2006, 07:34:26 AM »

gimme a few days to review it...

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