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« on: November 20, 2009, 02:28:11 PM »
If it's Thanksgiving it must be...



Yup the latest shameless holiday horror themed movie is now hitting DVD. Don't you all rush out to grab this gem at once!
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2009, 02:33:14 PM »


I would watch that, even if the turkey does look like chamberlain
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2009, 02:51:41 PM »
It looks like it's the illegitimate spawn of the Giant Claw and the Poultrygeist chickens.
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2009, 02:56:13 PM »
It looks incredibly stupid, Crash. You're absolutely right.
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 02:59:47 PM »
Now there is a PPV! Poultrygeist vs Thankskilling Turkey.
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2009, 05:34:26 PM »
Quote from: DeraiLer on November 20, 2009, 02:28:11 PM
If it's Thanksgiving it must be...


Hmm... didn't know RZ made a new movie.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2009, 04:58:00 AM »
I imagine the board meeting surrounding the making of this movie went something like "...you know what holiday DOESN'T have a horror movie associated with it?"
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2009, 05:25:20 AM »
Quote from: Dorkus on November 21, 2009, 04:58:00 AM
I imagine the board meeting surrounding the making of this movie went something like "...you know what holiday DOESN'T have a horror movie associated with it?"

Seriously...



We should make one about Black Friday before someone else does! Cheesy tagline could be something like "Prices aren't the only thing getting slashed."
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2009, 10:47:05 AM »
Somebody pass the cranberrysauce...
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2009, 12:42:37 PM »
You may be onto something there, Chad.

Although truth be told, Black Friday is becoming enough of a horror feature as it is, so you really could make a legit satire about it.
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2009, 09:43:25 PM »
What could we do with a Black Friday movie? Massive overcrowding, insane mobs. There is a horror story in there somewhere.
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2009, 03:01:54 AM »
It could be the assistant manager... who finally snapped the year before due to the holiday season. The insanity of the customers finally made him go overboard into a seasonal killer like Myers!

His signature weapon could be a box cutter and he would price gun their forehead with a sale sticker.
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2009, 03:04:48 AM »
Quote from: Shadow on November 22, 2009, 03:01:54 AM
It could be the assistant manager... who finally snapped the year before due to the holiday season. The insanity of the customers finally made him go overboard into a seasonal killer like Myers!

His signature weapon could be a box cutter and he would price gun their forehead with a sale sticker.

Hmmm. And random strippers, yes.

I'll get to work right away.
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2009, 04:45:38 PM »
Haven't they already made a Black Friday movie?
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2009, 05:40:16 PM »
A Hood of Horrorz version of F13 doesn't count.
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